Travian Laboratory

• The name on the front of your house is “Village 1″ and you mark your postal code as -226|-354.
• You buy a laptop so you can make sure you’re not over your warehouse limit if someone else is on your other computer.
• At work your boss talks about a company merger to decrease competition and your reply is that “well Sir mergers rarely work but if we take their best 20 people then we can farm the rest”.
• You don’t watch the news anymore but wait for someone to forward you a “report”.
• At the board meeting the CEO asks you to get to work on the hostile take over of another major corporation and you inform him that your plan is to send 4 separate armies 5 seconds apart to win them over to your side.
• At the last family gathering you counted your family members and informed them that as there were already 58 in total you would soon have to start kicking some out to get better ones.
• You have just been served divorce papers and you told the mail carrier to send the letter to your diplomat.
• You broke up with your girlfriend and you send her a threatening message that senators are on the way.
• Your kids ask you to go outside to play catch and you call for a sitter.
• You’re hosting a party and you tell your guests exactly what time they need to leave so they all get to their homes at the same time based on the speed they like to travel.
• Your neighbor pisses you off so you start building catapluts so you can sling garbage over the fence.
• You tell your family that you ‘claimed’ the abandoned village across the street, and are ’senatoring’ it
• You show your wife this thread in a desperate bid to prove it’s more entertaining than the DVD’s and wine she just brought home.
• Your wife and kids are disappointed. They are confused as to why the huge crater in the back garden is called a “Clay Pit” and not the beginning of a swimming pool as they first thought.
• Your partner asks you to see a psychologist. She can’t work out why you sneak into other people’s back gardens at night before coming home carrying bricks, corrugated iron and branches from their trees. What alarms her further is you tell her “It’s ok, im just farming”.

so which are ya :)